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Friday, December 5, 2008

Friday Funnies

With Christmas coming up, I thought I'd share some holiday humor. Hope you have a wonderful weekend.


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An elementary school teacher asked her students to write the words to their favorite holiday songs. Here are some of the humorous lines she received:


Later on we'll perspire as we dream by the fire.
We three kings of porridge and tar...
He's makin a list, chicken and rice.
Noel. Noel. Barney's the king of Israel.
With the jelly toast proclaim...
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say.
Sleep in heavenly peas.
You'll go down in listerine.
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay.
Oh, come, froggy faithful...
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24 comments:

  1. Oh Susan those are funny. And I've probably said a few of those lines myself at one time or another lol.
    Hugs my friend.
    Kim

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  2. Those are so funny...reminds me of being in my van with the music on. LOve to hear my kids sing what they think they hear.

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  3. My kids got a kick out of that. Thanks. My favorite is oh come froggy faithful!

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  4. Susan,

    Sleep in heavenly peas...that is priceless...I love it!

    Happy Friday!

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  5. These were darling! I loved them! Thanks for sharing, Susan. Happy Friday!!!

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  6. Those were hilarious. I've taught elementary in the past and they can come up with the cutest stuff.

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  8. Ok not a direct comment to this post but wanted to say I hope that like you I someday get my girly fix with grandDAUGHTERS! You have great looking boys and adorable grand daughter...I would have loved a daughter but 3 boys is my max. As fun as they are, they all have more energy than I can handle in a day :)

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  9. Susan--too too cute! I am loving these. Thanks so much! And...I love the darling header on your blog--precious! Happy Weekend.
    Love,
    Susan

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  10. I love these! My personal favourite is chicken and rice. LOLOL!

    Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

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  11. Good ones, all! Thanks for the Friday chuckles.

    You have an award waiting for you when you get a chance to stop by! :~D

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  12. It is so funny to hear the things kids come up with.

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  13. Oh too cute! Thanks for sharing!

    I hope you have a great weekend celebrating the Christmas season with your family!

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  14. Haha! That is so sweet! I needed that laugh this morning. Thanks so much for sharing! Have a great weekend! :)

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  15. Oh I loved these! Gotta print them out to use them at a party.

    Have a blessed weekend.

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  16. Cute. Some Friday I will have to join in on the funnies. Love them.

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  17. Hi! Susan~

    Great Journal entry! :) Too funny! :)

    Hope you and your family are doing well! :)

    Thank you so much for the card! :) You are a doll!

    HuGs

    April Molle

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  18. Toooooooooooooooooo Funny.......

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  19. Priceless! I love the funny things children say. Thanks so much for your sweet visit to my daughter! Oh Susan, I love that picture of you and your grandchildren!

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  20. Susan, please come by my blog when you have some time - I have an award for you, my friend.

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  21. Those are priceless. Makes sense to me!

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