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Friday, March 6, 2009

Friday Funnies

 

 

♥  Thank God for our church secretaries.  Here is some more funnies that were printed in church bulletins, hope you enjoy a good laugh!  Happy Friday!

♥   Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those  things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands!

♥  The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

♥ Don't let worry kill  - let the Church help.

♥  Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

♥  Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.

♥  Barbara remains in the hospital. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes  of  Pastor Jack's sermons.

♥  A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow…

♥ Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

♥  Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.  Please use large double door at the side entrance.

♥  Please join us today at Homesteaders Heart for more laughter!


 

20 comments:

  1. Kim @ Homesteader's HeartMarch 6, 2009 at 7:08 AM

    OH too funny! Love this one, ♥ Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
    those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands!
    Happy Friday Susan!!!

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  2. LisaShawMarch 6, 2009 at 7:32 AM

    Hey Susan,

    Thanks for sharing. I think my favorite was the Weight Watchers!

    Have a wonderful weekend my precious friend. Love you.

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  3. JoanMarch 6, 2009 at 7:55 AM

    very funny!
    Blessings

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  4. luvmy4sonsMarch 6, 2009 at 8:00 AM

    Too funny! Thanks too for your visit the other day to my blog!

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  5. Saleslady371March 6, 2009 at 10:45 AM

    Iliked the one abouthe choir and the girl in the hospital wanting the pastor's sermons! Have a great day!

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  6. JenniferMarch 6, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    Too funny! I live the rummage sale and the lady in the hospital having trouble sleeping :D

    Happy Friday!

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  7. Laurie AnnMarch 6, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    Too funny! Thanks for the laughs. These were all a hoot!

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  8. Michele WilliamsMarch 6, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    Oh too funny! I have made some major bloopers myself on the church bulletin!

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  9. Sweet BlessingsMarch 6, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    Haha! Peacemaking cancelled due to conlict- and needing the Pastor's tapes. Oh our words-they really get tangled! Too funny! Amanda:)

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  10. AnonymousMarch 6, 2009 at 1:41 PM

    I have used several of these when I did the bulletin for our church.

    Great laughs. :)
    Have a great weekend.

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  11. AnonymousMarch 6, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    Those are funny! I did our church bulletins for a while and hope I didn't make any funny blunders. :)

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  12. JulieMarch 6, 2009 at 10:40 PM

    Those were so funny. Thanks for stopping by my blog. Have a great weekend.

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  13. SusannahMarch 6, 2009 at 11:04 PM

    I love this sort of joke! These are GREAT! Have a blessed weekend. Hugs, e-Mom

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  14. Esthermay Bentley-GoossenMarch 7, 2009 at 12:07 AM

    I laugh every time I see church bulletin bloopers. I've made plenty - SO easy to make mistakes! Church people can be the worst critics too! Isn't it nice that we can laugh!
    Is it Proverbs 17:23 . . . "Laughter is like good medicine."
    Wonder if that's the medication being passed out in the fellowship hall after the potluck?
    lol

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  15. SophieMaeMarch 7, 2009 at 2:07 AM

    Oh, those were a hoot and a half! I never tire of the bulletin bloopers. The rummage sale, I think, is my favourite.

    Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

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  16. LisaMarch 7, 2009 at 6:05 AM

    Thanks for bringing a smile to my face. It's a good way to start the day.
    Blessings - Lisa

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  17. Smelling CoffeeMarch 8, 2009 at 9:38 PM

    This was funny! I always get a good laugh when I read these things.

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  18. MaxineMarch 9, 2009 at 7:33 PM

    Oh, Susan, I laughed so hard at each and every one of them. They can't be serious--these can't hae really been in bulletins. But then again, they do seem to be the kind of mistakes I might make. lol. I really needed this--picked me right up! Thanks, dear, for your note on Facebook. I've been tied up with a lot of things so I've been a bit out of it. Always happy to come here to this precious place, though.

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  19. SusannahMarch 10, 2009 at 1:20 AM

    P.S. When you get the chance, I'd love your input on my recent post about fasting. Would you share your experience? Hugs!

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  20. TonyaMarch 11, 2009 at 12:25 AM

    Hey, Susan...

    This list was too FUNNY! I got an email I'll have to forward to you. (If I can find it) ☺

    I've been keeping CRAZY busy again and haven't spent as much time online as I'd like.. I've SURE MISSED visiting with you! I say I'll call you.. and intend on doing it almost every day.. then I always let something keep me from it.

    I guess I just wanted you to know that you're never far from my mind, heart, or prayers. I LOVE & MISS You MORE than words can say!

    (((HUGS)))
    Tonya

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