Friday, November 14, 2008

The Perks of Senior Citizenship

Well, it's that time again for Friday Funnies! I've really enjoyed this new meme. With all that is going on in the world, a little laughter seems to help lighten the load.

Today's subject is the perks of getting older. It's scary when you can truly identify.

Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't is all true...

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?

05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

07. Things you buy now won't wear out.

08. You can eat supper at 4 pm.

09. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

10. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

11. Your eyes won't get much worse.

12. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

13. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

14. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

15. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

16. You can't remember who sent you this list.

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

Please join us over at Homesteaders Heart for more laughter!!


Homesteader in Training said...

Oh girl! Those are too funny! I love it. Thanks for helping spread some funny today.

Marsha said...

Oh Susan! This is TOO close to home, girl!

Thanks for the laugh.

luvmy4sons said...

Too funny! Hate to tell you though...your eyes CAN get worse! LOL!

Melanie said...

LOL... so funny!

Have a great weekend, Susan!

Laurie Ann said...

Too funny! I love it!

Davisix said...

ahahahaha!!! Thank you Susan for a great laugh! You know they're only funny because they're true!

Anonymous said...

OH.. my cheeks hurt!! Hee hee-- Cute!

Technonana said...

Oh Yes!!! Been there done that!!! and as my mother-in-law would say... "I can say anything I want to because I'm old, and whose gonna stop me!"
Love It!!

Kim@Seasons of My Heart said...

Thanks for making me LAUGH today friend!!!

Blessing to you.

(we are still praying for your sweet boy)

SophieMae said...

Too funny... I think... uh, hang on... what was I doing?

Tonya said...

OH, Susan, those are TOO FUNNY! What a HOOT! If I EVER get caught up on life I'm gonna try to join you guys one Friday. =-)

Hey, did I tell you that Mark & Mylissa are coming down Sunday? They're supposed to be here through Tuesday. Hopefully I'll remember to take pictures so I'll have some to share.

Okay, I'm gone for a bit..



Debra said...


#8 & # 13 ~ I'm dying...too funny! Truly, laughing so hard! It's so true!

Blessings to you today!!

Tiffany Stuart said...

Yeah, you took time to laugh today!


God's Girl said...

So funny! I enjoyed these : )

e-Mom said...

I loved this one! 10. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. Oh my, I gave up on that a long time ago!!! Thanks for the Friday fun, Susan. :~D

Daphine said...

These were hilarious! I loved this!!

He And Me + 3 said...

Those were good ones. Funny and some true!