Friday, March 6, 2009

Friday Funnies



♥  Thank God for our church secretaries.  Here is some more funnies that were printed in church bulletins, hope you enjoy a good laugh!  Happy Friday!

♥   Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those  things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands!

♥  The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

♥ Don't let worry kill  - let the Church help.

♥  Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

♥  Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.

♥  Barbara remains in the hospital. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes  of  Pastor Jack's sermons.

♥  A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow…

♥ Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

♥  Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.  Please use large double door at the side entrance.

♥  Please join us today at Homesteaders Heart for more laughter!



The Real Me! said...

OH too funny! Love this one, ♥ Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands!
Happy Friday Susan!!!

LisaShaw said...

Hey Susan,

Thanks for sharing. I think my favorite was the Weight Watchers!

Have a wonderful weekend my precious friend. Love you.

Joan said...

very funny!

luvmy4sons said...

Too funny! Thanks too for your visit the other day to my blog!

saleslady371 said...

Iliked the one abouthe choir and the girl in the hospital wanting the pastor's sermons! Have a great day!

Jennifer said...

Too funny! I live the rummage sale and the lady in the hospital having trouble sleeping :D

Happy Friday!

Laurie Ann said...

Too funny! Thanks for the laughs. These were all a hoot!

Michele Williams said...

Oh too funny! I have made some major bloopers myself on the church bulletin!

Sweet Blessings said...

Haha! Peacemaking cancelled due to conlict- and needing the Pastor's tapes. Oh our words-they really get tangled! Too funny! Amanda:)

Anonymous said...

I have used several of these when I did the bulletin for our church.

Great laughs. :)
Have a great weekend.

Anonymous said...

Those are funny! I did our church bulletins for a while and hope I didn't make any funny blunders. :)

Julie said...

Those were so funny. Thanks for stopping by my blog. Have a great weekend.

e-Mom said...

I love this sort of joke! These are GREAT! Have a blessed weekend. Hugs, e-Mom

Esthermay said...

I laugh every time I see church bulletin bloopers. I've made plenty - SO easy to make mistakes! Church people can be the worst critics too! Isn't it nice that we can laugh!
Is it Proverbs 17:23 . . . "Laughter is like good medicine."
Wonder if that's the medication being passed out in the fellowship hall after the potluck?

SophieMae said...

Oh, those were a hoot and a half! I never tire of the bulletin bloopers. The rummage sale, I think, is my favourite.

Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

Lisa said...

Thanks for bringing a smile to my face. It's a good way to start the day.
Blessings - Lisa

Smelling Coffee said...

This was funny! I always get a good laugh when I read these things.

Maxine said...

Oh, Susan, I laughed so hard at each and every one of them. They can't be serious--these can't hae really been in bulletins. But then again, they do seem to be the kind of mistakes I might make. lol. I really needed this--picked me right up! Thanks, dear, for your note on Facebook. I've been tied up with a lot of things so I've been a bit out of it. Always happy to come here to this precious place, though.

e-Mom said...

P.S. When you get the chance, I'd love your input on my recent post about fasting. Would you share your experience? Hugs!

Tonya said...

Hey, Susan...

This list was too FUNNY! I got an email I'll have to forward to you. (If I can find it) ☺

I've been keeping CRAZY busy again and haven't spent as much time online as I'd like.. I've SURE MISSED visiting with you! I say I'll call you.. and intend on doing it almost every day.. then I always let something keep me from it.

I guess I just wanted you to know that you're never far from my mind, heart, or prayers. I LOVE & MISS You MORE than words can say!