Friday, May 1, 2009

Friday Funnies!

salon2

Haircuts-The difference between men and women:

WOMEN'S VERSION

 

Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cuuuuute!

Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 1: Oh no, it's perfect! I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this style, I think.

Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute on you. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 1: Oh, now that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Woman 1: Do you think so? Oh, you're just saying that!

Woman 2: No! Really, I mean it....

 

MEN'S VERSION

Man 1: Haircut?

Man 2: Ummhmm.

 

Please join us today over at Kim’s place, Homesteaders Heart for more laughter!

18 comments:

The Real Me! said...

That is so true isn't it? LOL.
Happy Friday to you!!
Kim

Laurie Ann said...

That's so true! I love it! Happy Friday, Susan. Hugs, Laurie Ann

luvmy4sons said...

Too funny...and too true! Have a great weekend!

Darlene said...

Now this is scary! I got my haircut last night and had almost this same conversation this morning! LOL
TOO Funny!!!
Have a FABULOUS Friday!

Tea With Tiffany said...

Please pray for the Lyons family. Ian died this week. He fought hard!He's healed now in the arms of Jesus. I will be going to his celebration of life service tomorrow afternoon.

Mrs. C said...

LOL!

Jennifer said...

So true....actually, you're lucky if the men even notice a haircut - including your own! (or is that just my hubbie?!?!?) :) Have a great weekend!

Saleslady371 said...

Yep, you're right on, dear sister!

Denise said...

Oh how funny! AND how true!

Have a blessed weekend......

e-Mom said...

Cute, Susan. Very cute. And how true of women!

Whenever my Dad got a haircut, he used to say "I got my ears lowered."

Often, I'll say to my DH "You got a hair cut!" He always replies, "I got them all cut.

Have a wonderful weekend!

God's Girl said...

Ha! That really made me laugh. :D
Thanks for the chuckle!

Sherry said...

LOL! That is soooo true! I was sitting here reading it to my mom as we were dying laughing. LOL!

Melanie said...

So very true... lol!

lori said...

THANK YOU for the birthday wishes! YOU are the blessing!

THAT is FUNNY the haircut post...I wear mine short so I get those comments ALL the time..."I wish I could..." LOL!!

and me...uhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm

we women, we DO think about our hair a lot don't we....factor in covering GREY and it's even MORE often!!

love you!
lori

Susan Skitt said...

That's great - it made me smile for sure! We women are so like that!

BTW - I'm having a book giveaway contest for a signed copy of A Cup of Comfort Women of the Bible Devotinal Book. Please feel free to enter and spread the word! The winner will be announced on Mother's Day! God bless :)

Pilar Stark said...

That is so funny and so true!! hahhahah :)

LisaShaw said...

I'm late but this is so cute and very true!

I've missed ya! Been traveling and now trying to catch up. Love ya girl!

Daphine said...

LOL! Soooooooo very true!