Friday, May 29, 2009

Friday Funnies

 

 

Buddy and Edna

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year,And every year Buddy would say,
'Edna,I'd like to ride in that helicopter'
Edna always replied,
'I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
And fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said,
'Edna, I'm 85 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance'
To this, Edna replied,
"Buddy that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
But still not a word...
When they landed, the pilot turned to Buddy and said,
'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm impressed!'
Buddy replied,
'Well, to tell you the truth,
I almost said something when Edna fell out,
But you know,
"Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'

For more funnies please join Kim over at the Homesteaders Heart.  Have a blessed weekendsmile_wink

45 comments:

Kelly said...

LOL!! That is funny!! Thanks!! Thanks for stopping by today! Have a great weekend!

The Real Me! said...

Oh my friend that is one of my all time favorite favorite jokes! I laugh so hard EVERY single time I read it. Thank you so much for sharing. And I'm glad you're back with us today.
Happy Friday my friend.
Kim

Auntie Q said...

Funny! Praise the lord for all the blessings that you are experiencing in your life. Praise the Lord for his mercy and for the promise of a home with no more suffering or pain or tests. :)

Laurie Ann said...

Oh this is a hoot! I love it. Great one, Susan. I've missed your posts. I didn't do one for today because it's been crazy busy around here last night and this morning.

SophieMae said...

Oh, I love that one! Thanks ever so for sharing the laughs today! I really needed them this week. 8-}

Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

Tonya said...

That was a HOOT! These Friday Funnies seem to be a LOT of FUN! It's nice to end the week on a playful note, eh? ☺

What are you guys up to this weekend??? Why don't you come over for tea?? Ha!! I SO WISH we WERE just next door to each other. ;-)

Love & Miss YOU!

Daphine said...

Oh my GOODNESS! This was hilarious!!!!

Have a great weekend! lol!

Anonymous said...

And they should have added that Edna was in a parachute cause a woman always comes prepared-- but then this was probably a man telling the joke! Was very funny!!!
Karyl

luvmy4sons said...

LOL! Have a great weekend! stop by if you get a chance-posted some pics of prom.

Maxine said...

I love coming here on Fridays! Did I ever need that laugh today. I have to tell this to some friends!

Lynn said...

Received this passage in a card today and had to pass it on! Know that I'm always praying!
Psalms 107:28-32 Then they cry unto the LORD in their trouble, and he bringeth them out of their distresses. He maketh the storm a calm, so that the waves thereof are still. Then are they glad because they be quiet; so he bringeth them unto their desired haven. Oh that men would praise the LORD for his goodness, and for his wonderful works to the children of men! Let them exalt him also in the congregation of the people, and praise him in the assembly of the elders.
Prayer BearsMy email address

♥Rocío♥ said...

LOL!!! so FUNNY!!
Have a Blessing Saturday!

michele said...

very funny! I'll have to pass it along if you don't mind. Your blog is inspiring and fun! Just stopping by... :) Michele

ValleyGirl said...

Hahahaha, too funny!! I love it! Thanks for popping by my blog this morning and saying hi!

blackberrycottage said...

Too funny~
Some couples are so like that too.
It's so good to have a laugh!! Like good medicine.
bless you.
Sandra nz

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