Friday, September 4, 2009

Weighing in…

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Hey Ladies,

I didn’t plan on posting today, but someone sent me the funniest email this morning. 

Since crying about my weight doesn’t seem to help, I thought laughing was  therapeutic! 

Hope you have a blessed Labor Day Weekend♥

~My New Diet Plan~

Breakfast
     1 grapefruit
     1 slice whole wheat toast
     1 cup skim milk


Lunch 
     1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
     1 cup spinach
     1 cup herbal tea
     1 Hershey's kiss


Afternoon Tea

     1 The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
     1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips


   Dinner


     2 loaves garlic bread
     1 family size supreme pizza
     3 Snickers Bars

     Late Night Snack


     1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)


    Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts!

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17 comments:

Marsha said...

Oh Susan! I can so identify with your feelings of frustration AND this diet! LOL

e-Mom said...

Oh, you got me! I read through the whole thing... very cute.

Enjoy your weekend, Susan. :~D

Smelling Coffee said...

This was funny - and so unfortunately true to my dieting experiences! Thanks for the chuckle today. :-)

Jennifer

The Real Me! said...

Oh too funny my friend. That's pretty much me. I start out great but by the end of the day, I want me some chocolate and carbs!
Happy Friday to you.
Kim

Kathy C. said...

Oh Susan ~ that is hilarious! LOL Yup, that's about how it goes with me, LOLOL. oh my.

Saleslady371 said...

This is so funny! Bless you.

Esthermay said...

Yep yep yep yep ....yeP!

Lynn said...

Funny!
Continuing to pray!
2 Peter 3:13-14 Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwelleth righteousness. Wherefore, beloved, seeing that ye look for such things, be diligent that ye may be found of him in peace, without spot, and blameless.
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LisaShaw said...

Ok, you cracked me up here! You found me out (smile).

Praying all is well Sweet Sister. I love you.

Lynn said...

Praying right now!
Psalms 62:1-2 Truly my soul waiteth upon God: from him cometh my salvation. He only is my rock and my salvation; he is my defence; I shall not be greatly moved.
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Sherry said...

OH, yeah! I want on that diet! :D

Jean Stockdale said...

Dear Susan-Thank you for leaving a comment on my blog about our son and his son enjoying a moment of worship and praise after church.

Thank you for your interest on our online MOMS Bible study. We are so excited about this new opportunity here at Standing Near the Cross Ministries!! Being online, we will be able to connect with lots of MOMS!!

If you are still interested, I posted a blog this morning with more of the details. The Bible study workbook can be purchased from my website at www.jeanstockdale.com on Wednesday. Please invite any MOMS you think might be interested to join us as we study the Book of Ephesians. We will soon be on-line and "High Stepping in Heavenly Places."

I have my podcasts of the study for MOMS on Philippians posted on my blog. IF you think you might possibly want to study with us, you might want to download one to get a feel for my ministry to MOMS. I would love to have you join us.

Please check in with my blog for more details. Thank you again for even considering studying with us. May God richly bless you as you "train up your children in the the way they should go." Blessings. jean stockdale

Lynn said...

Lifting up prayers right now!
Psalms 62:5-7 My soul, wait thou only upon God; for my expectation is from him. He only is my rock and my salvation: he is my defence; I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
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Cathy said...

lol, very cute, Susan ~

Maxine said...

This was soo funny, Susan! I laughed so hard! I can so relate!

Lynn said...

Know that I'm always here praying!
Psalms 62:8 Trust in him at all times; ye people, pour out your heart before him: God is a refuge for us. Selah.
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Tea With Tiffany said...

Where did you get the copy of my diet from? LOL