Friday, October 31, 2008

Friday Funnies

I recently discovered this fun meme so thought I'd join Kim over at Homesteaders Heart today. Please join us!

I've read so many funny church bulletin bloopers, here are some of my favorites. Hope this puts a smile on your face today!!


This one I said myself during the congregational prayer when leading prayer for our unsaved loved ones: Father, we just want to pray for our unloved saved ones.~

Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.~

Come out this evening for a time of prayer and sinning.~

Overeaters Anonymous meeting will be held at 8 pm in the large room.~

A worm welcome to all who have come today.~

Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.~

If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check and drip in the collection basket.~

Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.~

Karen's beautiful solo: "It is Well with my Solo"~

Congratulations to Tim and Rhonda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.~


luvmy4sons said...

Too funny...come on over and check out my funny video of Gladys! Have a great weekend.

Melanie said...

Hi, Susan. I think church bulletin bloopers have got to be some of my favorite funnies. These are great!

Peggy said...

Blessings's good medicine! Hee hee..haha..This is a good diversion & church bulletins that make these bloopers could really loose a few unsaved & unloved ones as
well as the self righteous that can't look beyond errors. Isn't it nice to know that Our God always looks beyond our many bloopers! Good to see your warm words, If I knew you'd be coming, I'd have added a real tribute to how special you two are! May you be blessed & enjoy your Funny Friday & weekend!

Homesteader in Training said...

LOL! Oh those are GREAT! Too funny.
Thanks for joining us today. Isn't it fun? Happy Friday to you!

Laurie Ann said...

I love them! These were hilarious!

Kathy C. said...

Those are hilarious and had me giggling out loud ... sure am glad I wasn't in labor that long, LOL.

Esthermay said...

We used to put a few of these here and there in church publications until our own church secretary made a HUGE one herself and then became so indignant over "mistakes" that we couldn't do it anymore.
What ever happened to laughing at ourselves??? Oh well.
Happy Friday Funny!
P.S. She's been replaced :-)

Runner Mom said...

Love these!!!

My favorite one is "Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication."

Thanks so much for sharing and making me smile!

Have a beautiful weekend!! Go 'Cocks! Beat Tenn.!!

Love ya,

Jayden said...

Hi Susan..
I have always laughed and chuckled at church bulletin bloopers. I say...What ever gets people thinking! :)
I did not comment on that presious baby grandson of yours. How does it feel to have a baby boy in the family? He is so very sweet. I miss Jonathan at that age. He is going to be so spoiled by all the little girls. You are one lucky Grandma!

Love and Hugs..

Tiffany Stuart said...

I love these. Have read them before over the years.

Glad you value laughter. I sure do.

Hugs, friend.


Davisix said...

Those are HI-LAR-I-OUS! Love your little laughing dog too. :) Ang

Tonya said...

Susan, Those are TOO FUNNY! Maybe I'll join you one Friday soon. I almost did "Favorite Foto Friday," but the theme for today was Halloween. We don't "do" Halloween, so I didn't have any to post. (That's how that random post on the refuge got posted) LOL!!

Anyway, I've been thinking of you ALL DAY! I had Allie Grace so I've had very little "me" time. HEHEHE

Tonight, I've been trying to catch up on the comments that were left on Brent's birthday. Man, everyone was so kind.

This week has been a BUSY one.. I guess that's a BLESSING. It's always great to keep the mind moving.

Anyway, I guess I wanted you to know that I'm thinking about you TONS.. just haven't had time to write.

I hope you all have a WONDERFUL weekend. (Oh, and I'm glad that you enjoyed your little "happy")


Named Alicia said...

Cute! Serving hot gods is my fav. I like the pic of the dog, too!

SophieMae said...

Theswe are so funny! Thanks ever so for sharing the laughter... and for visiting my blog. 8-]

Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

e-Mom said...

Too funny. Thanks. I love to smile and giggle! Have a blessed weekend.

Hugs, e-Mom :~D

Tori said...

Very funny! HA!

elizabeth embracing life said...

Oh I needed this today. I am still chuckling over your list.

Anonymous said...

You know these would be a lot funnier if I wasn't one of the ones who actually types the bulletins...


Jennifer said...

Those are too funny! Omgoodness.

Mandy said...

Hi Susan! Nice to meet you over at my blog for TT. This post is so funny! Glad you shared it. I actually linked up to share it on my blog on Monday. :-) Have a great day!