Friday Funnies!

Medical Chart Bloopers

Real sentences taken from patients' hospital charts:

• Patient lives at home with his mother, father, sister and pet turtle who is enrolled in daycare three days a week.
• On the second day the knee was better, and by the third day it had completely disappeared.
• Discharge status: Alive, but without permission.
• Patient is numb from the toes down.
• Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
• Patient was alert and unresponsive.
• Skin: somewhat pale, but present.
• Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
• Patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
• While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and discharged.

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