Friday, December 5, 2008

Friday Funnies

With Christmas coming up, I thought I'd share some holiday humor. Hope you have a wonderful weekend.


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An elementary school teacher asked her students to write the words to their favorite holiday songs. Here are some of the humorous lines she received:


Later on we'll perspire as we dream by the fire.
We three kings of porridge and tar...
He's makin a list, chicken and rice.
Noel. Noel. Barney's the king of Israel.
With the jelly toast proclaim...
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say.
Sleep in heavenly peas.
You'll go down in listerine.
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay.
Oh, come, froggy faithful...
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24 comments:

Homesteader in Training said...

Oh Susan those are funny. And I've probably said a few of those lines myself at one time or another lol.
Hugs my friend.
Kim

Alicia said...

Hahahah..those were cute!!!!

Speaking from the Heart said...

How cute. Thank you for visiting.

He And Me + 3 said...

Those are so funny...reminds me of being in my van with the music on. LOve to hear my kids sing what they think they hear.

luvmy4sons said...

My kids got a kick out of that. Thanks. My favorite is oh come froggy faithful!

Debra said...

Susan,

Sleep in heavenly peas...that is priceless...I love it!

Happy Friday!

Laurie Ann said...

These were darling! I loved them! Thanks for sharing, Susan. Happy Friday!!!

Shannon said...

Those were hilarious. I've taught elementary in the past and they can come up with the cutest stuff.

Debbie said...

Thanks for stopping by Blog Around the World. You are all linked up now!

My Three Sons said...

Ok not a direct comment to this post but wanted to say I hope that like you I someday get my girly fix with grandDAUGHTERS! You have great looking boys and adorable grand daughter...I would have loved a daughter but 3 boys is my max. As fun as they are, they all have more energy than I can handle in a day :)

Runner Mom said...

Susan--too too cute! I am loving these. Thanks so much! And...I love the darling header on your blog--precious! Happy Weekend.
Love,
Susan

Daphine said...

Too cute!

Happy Friday!!!!

SophieMae said...

I love these! My personal favourite is chicken and rice. LOLOL!

Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

e-Mom said...

Good ones, all! Thanks for the Friday chuckles.

You have an award waiting for you when you get a chance to stop by! :~D

Cheryl said...

It is so funny to hear the things kids come up with.

Named Alicia said...

Oh too cute! Thanks for sharing!

I hope you have a great weekend celebrating the Christmas season with your family!

shoeluvngirl said...

Haha! That is so sweet! I needed that laugh this morning. Thanks so much for sharing! Have a great weekend! :)

Marsha said...

Oh I loved these! Gotta print them out to use them at a party.

Have a blessed weekend.

Tiffany Stuart said...

Cute. Some Friday I will have to join in on the funnies. Love them.

April said...

Hi! Susan~

Great Journal entry! :) Too funny! :)

Hope you and your family are doing well! :)

Thank you so much for the card! :) You are a doll!

HuGs

April Molle

Denise said...

Toooooooooooooooooo Funny.......

Maxine said...

Priceless! I love the funny things children say. Thanks so much for your sweet visit to my daughter! Oh Susan, I love that picture of you and your grandchildren!

Laurie Ann said...

Susan, please come by my blog when you have some time - I have an award for you, my friend.

Peggy said...

Those are priceless. Makes sense to me!